If you want to be my hamster...

As a condition of gracing English soil with Our Rodentine Presence next month, We demanded that the Spice Girls get back together. Those of you who keep abreast (pardon the pun) of pop culture news will know that, in one of his first official acts, Mr. Brown, the new prime minister, acceded to my request. He knows what I want, what I really, really want!

HONK!!!

Nope! Definitely not a kazoo!

Deus Vult! (again)

Members of the Imperial Hamster General Staff visit the Pope to seek his blessing for the campaign against the heretic Scots.

(Queen Sophia hinted that he'd like the idea.)
Here, the Hereditary Imperial Lord High Marshall conveys The Hamster's greetings to the Pontiff.
(His Holiness appears pleased!)

Back by Popular Demand!

Since WC thought Her Most Catholic Majesty
was so cute, she asked me
to send this to him.

Stuck Again!

Once again, I can't think of anything to post. But I don't want to disappoint my fans (and get all those nasty "Why haven't you posted?" comments). So, here's a pic my good buddy Queen Sophia of Spain and the Lands Across the Ocean Sea sent me of her trotting off to christen a new navy ship. Web-pals are such fun!

Just Another Day at Work...

Here I am reviewing troops at a local "Success in Scotland" rally.

As Nicholas II once said: "God help me, but I love it so when they cheer!"

Oh Dear!

I can't think of anything to post...

I'm so embarrassed!

DEUS VULT!

As you can see, Our Minister for Religious Affairs

has been most assiduous in his duties!
(see http://www.churchsigngenerator.com)

Hamster Aphorism of the Week

What seemed true once
now appears only
to have been fashionable.

Wicked Hamster's Handy Protocol Tips

When meeting a global monarch,

it is considered very impolite to wear a hat flashier than that
of the monarch.

One if by land, two if by sea...

Here, our All-Capybara Amphibious Assault Battalion trains squirrel-monkeys (a primate clever enough to give itself a rodentine identity) for assault on Scottish coastal fortifications. Victory is assured!

-- Your All-Conquering and Ever-Victorious Despot

Busy, busy...

Sorry to be remiss in posting, but as you likely know, the Queen is coming here to pay her respects. We've all been busy fussing up the place. The Hamster must show fitting hospitality to his fellow-monarchs.

Thoughtful Gifts - cont.

"Yeah, I just got one of these myself. You'll love it! You put the coffee in here..."

Thoughtful Gifts for Monarchs

"A new plunge-pot. Great! My old one broke last week. How did you know?"

Hamster Aphorism of the Week

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Just because I don't care
doesn't mean I don't understand
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EasterFunnies -- BONUS!!!

I told you you'd all pay. I didn't want it to come to this,
but an example had to be made!
There's more where this came from,
don't make me use it!

EaterFunnies #4

We end this Easter Week series on a sombre, reflective note, pondering mortality.

EasterFunnies #3

This one is dedicated to the dear and loyal married couples amongst my subjects.

EasterFunnies #2

The Hamster requires you to laugh.

EasterFunnies #1

(This moment of mirth is brought to you by Decree of The Hamster)