The Chicken: Highly desirable as back-yard scrap recycling equipment
The Woodchuck: Natural enemy of the chicken; has been known to chase these birds out of back yards
The Squirrel: Known to laugh hysterically whilst observing the life-and-death struggle twixt woodchuck and chicken
The Worm: Not nearly as good as the chicken
"I am. . . an anarCHIST!"
The Woodchuck: Natural enemy of the chicken; has been known to chase these birds out of back yards
The Squirrel: Known to laugh hysterically whilst observing the life-and-death struggle twixt woodchuck and chicken
The Worm: Not nearly as good as the chicken
"I am. . . an anarCHIST!"
and you have been sitting there all day waiting for me to read this haven't you
ReplyDeleteWhadda you think???
ReplyDeleteWhy did the spider cross the road??
ReplyDeleteBecause he was stapled to the chicken.....
it was a punk chicken...
get it.....
ok, maybe not as funny as I thought....
Funny... but old. Just like me!
ReplyDeleteSorry - I was too busy passing the blog link around to my friends! ;)
ReplyDeleteLUV it!
... if he gets up, we'll all get up... it'll be anarchy!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't resist. The movie quote popped into my head when I saw the last chicken.
You forgot my beer, I can't laugh hysterically without one.
ReplyDeleteHey, I gave you a nice yummy nut to chomp on!
ReplyDeleteupon closer inspection those appear to be bantam chickens - I have been advised to get standard chickens unless we want "cute little" eggs from the "cute little" chickens
ReplyDeleteAnd Squirrel, I heard about your comment "throw a cinder block on the chicken to hold them down with the tornado"
you would think, in the least, you could start a collection - kind of a going away for WC - from the guys in San Diego for the chicken coop . . .
By the way...I see you got my good side.
ReplyDeleteLike you have a bad side...
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