If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by. - Sun Tzu
I see that you are sitting on a throne taking a crap in a hat.But I don't want to take a crap in a hat with a bat.I will not wear my hat while I sat on the mat talking with a guy named Pat.What have you say to that?
I do not like your silly poem,So somewhere else now I will roam.You made a reference to my hat,and I said I would not stand for thatSo I'll have God to tear you asunder,and strike you with a bolt of thunder.-- The Pope.
How can I match such whit?It is really quite a bitTo do this so earlyIs really quite squirrelyIf only the Pope looked like he was having some funLike the two of you on a runI think I will go back to bed now! DG
crap, crap I sayI must look awayI cannot staywhen rodents begin to rhyme this way
Ok, I'm sorry I started this one....not.
I must compliment Monkeydragon on her poetry. Starting the poem with a spondee, two accented syllables ("Crap. crap"), is most sophisticated. It is reminiscent of the beginning of Pope's "Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot": Shut, shut the door, good John fatigu'd I said,Tie up the knocker, say I'm sick, I'm dead...
I'm in...Rose are Red,Violets are flowers.This silly rhyming,could go on for hours and hours.So what shall we do,what is that I hear? It's the crafty Rogue Squirrel,Cracking another beer.
I see that you are sitting on a throne taking a crap in a hat.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't want to take a crap in a hat with a bat.
I will not wear my hat while I sat on the mat talking with a guy named Pat.
What have you say to that?
I do not like your silly poem,
ReplyDeleteSo somewhere else now I will roam.
You made a reference to my hat,
and I said I would not stand for that
So I'll have God to tear you asunder,
and strike you with a bolt of thunder.
-- The Pope.
How can I match such whit?
ReplyDeleteIt is really quite a bit
To do this so early
Is really quite squirrely
If only the Pope looked like he was having some fun
Like the two of you on a run
I think I will go back to bed now!
DG
crap, crap I say
ReplyDeleteI must look away
I cannot stay
when rodents begin to rhyme this way
Ok, I'm sorry I started this one....not.
ReplyDeleteI must compliment Monkeydragon on her poetry. Starting the poem with a spondee, two accented syllables ("Crap. crap"), is most sophisticated. It is reminiscent of the beginning of Pope's "Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot":
ReplyDeleteShut, shut the door, good John fatigu'd I said,
Tie up the knocker, say I'm sick, I'm dead...
I'm in...
ReplyDeleteRose are Red,
Violets are flowers.
This silly rhyming,
could go on for hours and hours.
So what shall we do,
what is that I hear?
It's the crafty Rogue Squirrel,
Cracking another beer.