28 July 2025

On the very small

A while back, I became vexed at the lack of organization and specificity regarding colloquial expressions in American English for "very small".  I mean, just how big was the folkloric Itsy-Bitsy Spider?  Would it be larger than an itty-bitty spider, or smaller?  Is teeny-weeny smaller than teeny, or merely an emphatic form of teeny?  Such things bother me, especially given my penchant to systematize everything that enters my eyes, ears, or mind.

So, I took it upon myself to develop a hierarchy in this regard, listed below.  The expressions are in decreasing order of size (#1 being the largest and #8 the smallest).  I would be interested in obtaining feedback on this before going public with it.  Thanks!

  1. tiny

  2. teeny

  3. teeny-tiny

  4. itty-bitty

  5. teeny-weeny

  6. itsy-bitsy

  7. teensy-weensy

  8. itsy-bitsy-teensy-weensy

13 comments:

  1. Looks like somebody needs a nap. Just a teensy one.
    Throw in a yellow polka dot bikini and you've got a bouncy song.

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  2. Phew! What a relief. I was worried you wouldn’t include teensy-weensy! But where does itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny fit? I think it belongs after teensy-weensy.

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    1. Abundant thanks foir catching this oversight! I will issue a revised list presently...

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  3. Well no one has suggested therapy, yet.

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    1. In the toilet? Okay, I'll leave now.

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    2. Hmmm, I think you're right on this. "Wee" didn't cross my mind, but I've listed it's diminutives, i.e., weeny and weensy. (I prefer using the updated orthography of -y instead of -ie (weenie) for the sake of consistency.

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  5. I think you nailed it Hammy - with a minuscule nail of course!

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