As our world conquest is progressing, we are now able to begin to organize the Imperial Hamster Cosmic Government. We are pleased to announce appointment to the following offices:
Imperial Hamster Minister of Automotive Affairs: Mr. Woodchuck

His First Secretary and Deputy General, who also chairs the Imperial Hamster Nut Conservation Directorate: Mr. Squirrel

The Supreme Arbiter of the Sovereign Hamster Board of Literary, Dramatic, and Cinematic Taste and Review, as well as Imperial Hamster Minister of Mirth: Mr. Bert

And most importantly, we announce that we have created Ms. Kel Chuck Her Rodentine Serenity, Tyrantess of Guatemala, Viceroy of Manitoba and Alberta, Imperial Hamster Plenipotentiary for Botanical Affairs, Prefect of Food Health & Safety, and Supreme Mistress of Imperial Scheduling

Congratulations all!
-- By decree of the Hamster