DEUS VULT!

As you can see, Our Minister for Religious Affairs

has been most assiduous in his duties!
(see http://www.churchsigngenerator.com)

Hamster Aphorism of the Week

What seemed true once
now appears only
to have been fashionable.

Wicked Hamster's Handy Protocol Tips

When meeting a global monarch,

it is considered very impolite to wear a hat flashier than that
of the monarch.

One if by land, two if by sea...

Here, our All-Capybara Amphibious Assault Battalion trains squirrel-monkeys (a primate clever enough to give itself a rodentine identity) for assault on Scottish coastal fortifications. Victory is assured!

-- Your All-Conquering and Ever-Victorious Despot

Busy, busy...

Sorry to be remiss in posting, but as you likely know, the Queen is coming here to pay her respects. We've all been busy fussing up the place. The Hamster must show fitting hospitality to his fellow-monarchs.