10 May 2007

One if by land, two if by sea...

Here, our All-Capybara Amphibious Assault Battalion trains squirrel-monkeys (a primate clever enough to give itself a rodentine identity) for assault on Scottish coastal fortifications. Victory is assured!
-- Your All-Conquering and Ever-Victorious Despot

6 comments:

  1. I see that you have recieved one of the spy photos of the new Assault crafts that we have been working on in you honor.

    Long live the Hamster!

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  2. That is one ugly little craft.

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  3. He doesn't look like a killer squirrel monkey?

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  4. Oh what will we think of next? I am not sure I want to know.

    DG

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  5. ... um, why are we invading Scotland?

    Isn't that a little bit like Alex P. Keaton "invading Canada in the morning?"

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  6. Target of opportunity. We'll be vacationing in Yorkshire this summer, and The Hamster never ceases from his efforts at global domination. Besides, it's kinda pretty. I'd like to own it. I was thinking of giving up on the idea when The Queen was here last week, but I really didn't like the coffee-pot she brought me.

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