For me, the funnest part of conquest is, of course, the plunder. All sorts of goodies I get to have - cheap! The King of Scotland, poor chap, had all sorts of neat stuff, all of which now is mine all mine:
First and foremost, of course, were the pretty baubles. I just love pretty baubles! Here I'm overseeing the crating up of the Scottish crown jewels before they're schlepped off to the HamsterPalace.Speaking of palaces, here I am in front of my latest acquisition, thanks to the King of Scotland - tee hee hee!The place has nice gardens too! For Kel's delectation, I'll devote an entire post to the lovely new plantings I inherited. Ooooo! Picnics!Of course, like any conscientious tyrant, I make sure I share the booty with my loyal troops!
As I went by in my triumphant progress back south after the conquest, the good people of Oxford gave a gala concert in my honor.
Of course, the bloated and corrupt Scottish aristocracy was still far from pleased at the turn of events...
of the House of Hamster
King of Scotland
& Lord of The Isles
King of Scotland
& Lord of The Isles
"Bloated and corrupt," paybacks, that is all I have to say, and your little dog too!
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I'm off to sample the ales from the land and bring you what's left of the finest ales to be found. Squirrel and I will stop and nothing to finish this task.
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Question, since you have the family jewels, won't the queen be upset?
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