Imperial Hamster Minister of Automotive Affairs: Mr. Woodchuck
His First Secretary and Deputy General, who also chairs the Imperial Hamster Nut Conservation Directorate: Mr. Squirrel
The Supreme Arbiter of the Sovereign Hamster Board of Literary, Dramatic, and Cinematic Taste and Review, as well as Imperial Hamster Minister of Mirth: Mr. Bert
And most importantly, we announce that we have created Ms. Kel Chuck Her Rodentine Serenity, Tyrantess of Guatemala, Viceroy of Manitoba and Alberta, Imperial Hamster Plenipotentiary for Botanical Affairs, Prefect of Food Health & Safety, and Supreme Mistress of Imperial Scheduling
Congratulations all!
-- By decree of the Hamster
oh dear, I look a bit pale in that portrait, and the hair - oh, do be a love and call the PR people to schedule another sitting for me -
ReplyDeleteThe Squirrel has been notified and will be reporting for duty very soon.
ReplyDeleteAlso, might I recommend an Aston Martin, somthing in '54-'55 model with a nice I2PA from Rogue for those drives through the country.
ReplyDeleteCaught between laughing and crying....
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