If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by. - Sun Tzu
20 March 2007
Having just secured Fern Lea Cottage in Yorkshire as a forward base for our invasion of Scotland this summer, here we have the much-feared "The Hamster's Own" 65th All Squirrel Paratrooper Battalion on a training flight for jumping onto the moors. Let the Highlands tremble in fear!