21 January 2009

Inauguration Pageantry

No doubt, many of you, like me, were awed and moved by the appearance of the World Famous Lawn Rangers Precision Lawn Mower Drill Team from Arcola, Illinois in the parade yesterday. (Their motto is: "You're only young once... but you can always be immature.") This, unfortunately, is not a scene from the inaugural parade. I couldn't seem to find one on the net. It might be that the president's team is still covering up from his last encounter with the group. (Yes, that's the Commander-in-Chief with a green plunger.)"We will be the whoopee cushion of the inaugural parade," declared Ranger veteran Tom Bruno, a member of the Champaign City Council.

5 comments:

  1. I suppose squirrel and WC are applying to stay a West Coast group as we speak . . .

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  2. The Hamster thanks you for your prompt compliance with His recent edict!

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  3. We're going to start a precision drill team, with Makitas.

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  4. On our official website, http://WorldFamousLawnRangers.org you can find a link to our official photo gallery. If there aren't photos from the Inaugural Parade already posted, there soon will be. :]

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  5. The Hamster is most severely honored to have had a comment from an actual Lawn Ranger! Apparently my blog is now being read around the world... or at least around Illinois.

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