04 April 2025

Hamster Global Financial Alert!

The price of krill has sky rocketed and the Antarctic Dollar has hit an all-time low due to recent tariff enactments.  The Wicked Hamster World Wide Financial News & Information Global Service (WHWWFNIGS, for short) recommends sheltering in the Hungarian Florint (HUF) for the time being. --- end of alert message ---
 

13 comments:

  1. My post tomorrow will deal with this OUTRAGEOUS INJUSTICE against the Antarctic Penguins! FLIPPERS UP!

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  2. Can Stan have his tank back? He tells me he wants to visit the City.

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    1. 😆😆😆 FYI, Stan is one of our house penguins. The reference is to a pengy putsch that happened once in our living room in Lexington. Tiny little tanks running back and forth, the deposed head penguin escaping with his life disguised as a chicken, a very messy affair indeed.

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  3. Bob wants to send in an air raid, please advise?

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    1. The mighty (and very paradoxical) Penguin Air Force is on high alert. As soon as they learn to fly, they'll be off!

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  4. I won’t be sheltering in the Hungarian Forint. I’m concerned about Hungary and, besides, do you know how many forints it takes to make a Euro? I have a stockpile of krill and will send for free to all those in need.

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    1. PS: Last time I checked it was 405.95 Florints. Never trust hamsters for financial advice.

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  5. Yesterday's Wordle word was KRILL. Now today you've used it. Are you and the NYT in cahoots?

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