The Road to Conquest - Part 2

Once preparations had been made and all was in order for march, Our Imperial Forces headed for Scotland.

Our Good and Trusty Bert skillfully pilots the Imperial War Chariot Northward to the border, keeping constant lookout for TRACTORS and RABBITS. The Goodly and Loyal Someone rides shotgun, carefully planning the requisite tea stops along the route of march.

Here I personally lead the troops across the border. Showing Ourselves to Our legions and bearing in person the Imperial Hamster Battle Guidon inspired the troops to acts of the greatest daring.

The common inhabitants welcomed us enthusiastically as liberators. . .

Whilst Our shock and awe filled the bloated and corrupt ruling classes with terror and dread.

Oh yes, and there was inevitably some slight damage to infrastructure.